THE HOLIDAY DISORDER

Now that I’m not living on the streets anymore, I have time for my blog and for observing the human condition. Sometimes, I like what I see, sometimes… not so much.

Recently I observed a growing human disease. Jet, my foster mom, says her pastor has noticed it too. It’s a serious disorder called the Holiday Syndrome. It’s like a deadly virus that spreads from one human to the next without anyone realizing it. Before you know it, the disease has infected every part of a human’s life. I’ll describe some of the symptoms and you decide if you recognize this malady in your life.

You wait for Thanksgiving - to give thanks.
You wait for Christmas - to give gifts
You wait for Valentines - to give love
You wait for Memorial Day - to honor veterans
You wait for July 4 - to show love of your country

This Syndrome is strange to me since dogs love 24/7/365, give uncondition-ally, gift their devotion without thinking about it, honor their master and home – daily.

So, here’s my lesson of the day… Dogs may be “less intelligent” than humans and therefore an inferior being in the eyes of some but we are ‘evolved’ enough to do what’s best without a holiday to remind us. Are you?





Okay, the question of the day is from Prince who asked: We’re moving and I’m freaking out. It’s a new house, a new neighborhood. I’m freaking out.

Dear Prince:
Relax. Show your humans the information below to get you ready for the big move. And remember, you’ll all sorts of new places to pee on too.

How to Move a Dog to a New Home
By an eHow Contributor
Instructions
Things You'll Need:
Dental Kits (for Dogs)
Dog Blankets
Dog Bones
Dog Carriers
Dog Food
Dog Leashes
Dog Shampoo
Dog Treats
Locking Vari-kennels
Nail Clippers For Dogs
Dog Shampoo

Before the Move
1
Obtain a copy of your dog's veterinary records to give to the vet in the new area.
2
Call the state veterinarian in the capital of the state you're moving to. Find out if you need to provide any paperwork to bring your dog into the state.
3
Call the town or village hall in the new locale. Ask about licensing requirements.
4
Make arrangements for your dog to travel with you in a car or by air. Dogs normally aren't permitted on trains or buses.

When You Move
1
Feed your dog five to six hours before traveling. Give her water two hours before traveling. Medicate the dog if she becomes overexcited while traveling.
2
Bring food and water along. Make frequent stops to walk your dog and let her drink.
3
Keep your dog confined when you get to the new home. A dog can easily escape during the moving process. Let your dog out once all doors and windows are closed, and allow her to become familiar with the house.
4
Use your dog's familiar bowls, bedding and toys. Put them in a location similar to where they used to be.
5
Accompany your dog outside until she's familiar with the area.
6
Try to stick to your dog's regular schedule in the first days after the move.
7
Locate a vet in your area. Make an appointment and take your dog's records in.


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