Humans are always losing things. They lose track of time, they lose their sense of humor… they lose their dreams. I overheard one human say they lost their kid. Geez. It’s bad enough losing a dog but losing a kid!
When I commented to Jet about humans losing their kid she said it was a figure of speech. (The English language is so complicated.)
Jet is my foster mom. She said humans are born with a kid inside of them but a trickster divined out of worry, stress and hardship steals our kid away and most humans never find their ‘inside’ kid again.
Sounds like a sci-fi movie.
I asked Jet about another thing humans lose: dreams.
“What’s a dream?”, I wanted to know.
She defined it as: The fierce fire that burns inside the spirit of all humans to make them feel invincible enough to fulfill a spectacular purpose designed just for them. She added that this ‘fire’ keeps you up at night, energizes you when you’re so tired you’re hair hurts, springs eternal and fuels hope when all is lost.
Hmmm. Makes you wonder if a dream a burden or a blessing?
But I digress.
The point of reminding all my human readers about how many things they’ve lost is to announce a solution. I will open a store where humans can ‘buy back what they’ve lost’. (Low interest payment plans are available.)
Imagine, any human can walk in to this store and find their inner kid, their lost dreams, and their sense of humor. They can even find all the lost time they need to do the things that are really important: a prayer for someone in need, a hug for someone lonely, a day in the park with the dog they love.
So, here’s my lesson of the day… Jet says humans can almost achieve anything with a big enough dream, the imagination of a kid, a sense of humor and time. – The things they always seem to lose. So humans, go find what you’ve lost and see what wonders fill your life.
Okay, the question of the day is from Polly who asked: Why do you have to buy the stuff at a human gift shop? Gifts are what you give to people so shouldn’t a gift shop be a place to leave a gift or pick up a gift rather than buy a gift?
Dear Polly:
Humans are strange sometimes. They often tend to do things in a very backward manner. It’s confounding. (Look it up.) One of the most perplexing backward things they do is spend money they ‘think’ they will have but in reality they don’t have it. - Backwards. I think I overheard Jet call these humans… Deficit Dummies.
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