The Match Game?

What’s up with humans and playing the match game? I believe you
call it Match.com or Chemistry.com.

I asked my foster mom (Jet) about these services and she said,
“Well, they’re make believe “meeting places” on the Internet
where people go to find someone to love them. She says they often
post information you really don’t want to share and photos that hide
your age and exaggerate your good looks. I could be wrong but I think
my foster mom is cynical. (That’s a word Jet taught me last week.)

In any case, I asked Jet if these places work because it seems like
it would be a lot easier just to smell each other like dogs do. I
mean, why go to a fake place online to show photos that aren’t…
accurate and read words that don’t matter when you could just meet
in a real place (like a park) and actually check each other out?

Imagine dogs using a service like this… (Pause to imagine.)

Clearly humans are more intelligent than dogs but this appears to be an area where we might be able to teach you a few things. If you like a certain type of dog (oops, human) then go to places you know
they’ll like... Dogs might pick a nice shiny fire hydrant. Next, if you don’t feel comfortable smelling them, at least shake their hand, look them thoughtfully in the eye and say hello. The key here is how you look them in the eye. If you connect in that moment, give the person the old dog try on a date.

Okay, here’s the question of the day from Bee Gee who asked: I HATE taking pills. Anything you can do to make this easier?

Dear Bee Gee
Dude! You are way behind the times. Ask your parents to purchase “pill pockets” for you. They are YUM-MEE treats with a hole in the center. Humans hide a pill inside (and we pretend its not there) and then give the pocket to you. It tastes great and you’ll never taste the pill.

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