My foster mom just called me a slacker.
Slacker?@#$?@L?
I’m a smart dog. I looked it up.
Definition: A person who shirks his (or her) work, duty or responsibility. SLACKER is a derogatory label and I can’t believe Jet (foster mom) would call me that name just because I missed my dog blog deadline. Geez… I’M A DOG.
THIS is a slacker!
THIS is a slacker!
I am NOT a slacker. I simply had a… blonde moment. (Although I’m black and white.) Human women use this excuse all the time so I’m using it. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Humans take deadlines WAY TO SERIOUSLY. – There’s a lesson in there somewhere.
Okay, here’s the question of the day from Squig who asked: I’ve got a funny name so people expect me to be a funny dog. I’m not funny.
The pressure is killing me.
Truthfully, I’m not sure what to say to you Squig. You do have a funny name. LOL. Sorry. Jet says that you could become friends with the class (neighborhood) clown then you could attract attention with YOUR name and they could keep the dog crowd happy with THEIR humor. You both win.
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